Twist of Lemming #80: Tsk Tsk

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Twist of Leming #79: A Father's Heritage

Happy (late) Father's Day to my dad, who taught me many things about being a father, including when to pull the 'building character' card.

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Twist of Lemming # 78: The Evolution of Seating

Twist of Lemming #77: Hot Stuff

I apologize for the sub-standard quality of the image today. My usual scanner was experiencing technical difficulties, so I had to use the backup scanner. Otherwise know n as 'The Crappy Scanner'. And I had to run the picture through Photoshop first, which probably did no end of harm to it as well.

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Twist of Lemming #76: Breakfast of Champions!

How do you eat your Chili-O's? With milk, or 'dry'? Hot or cold? It's truly the most versatile cereal ever created! Goes great with hotdogs, or with bananas!

This comic inspired by Squirt I, who pronounces Cheerios "Cheelos". My imagination didn't have to jump very far to find this one.

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Twist of Lemming #75: Lunacy

Twist of Lemming #74: Minty!

Return of the Lemming!

Yes, we're finally back! And by we, I mean me. And by finally, I mean "after a two or three month sabatical for no good reason and with no previous warning to our (my) adoring public."

I hereby declare today to be a red letter day. Take the rest of the day off, you deserve it!

Let the hilarity(?) resume.

Twist of Lemming #73

Twist of Lemming #72 - Elementary Player

I'm varying from my standard format today, to bring you this 'very special' comic.

I use 'very special' in the same way that Survivor uses 'very special', as in, "Tonight, on a 'very special' Survivor..." and then they basically spend the whole show showing you stuff you already saw.

Twist of Lemming #71: Chopin Liszt

For all you music lovers out there.

Twist of Lemming #70

Twist of Lemming #69: Picky, Picky

This reminds me of one of my favorite booger jokes:

You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle.

Twist of Lemming #68: Ireland's contributions to society

Happy St. Patrick's Day (almost). Each some corned beef, drink some beer, wear some green, and listen to some (good) Irish music.

I'm finally back from vacation, and ready to (try to) get back up to speed on the lemmings.

Twist of Lemming #67:

Another joke that has probably been done to death, but there it is.

Tempus Nerdum

In honor of leap year, which this year isn't, here is something for all of you temporal nerds out there.


It reminds me of one of those brain teasers: Brenda is Jamie's aunts, sisters, neice. Wendolene, Jamie's mother, has only one sister. What relationship is Brenda to Jamie?

Twist of Lemming #65: Battleship: Revisited

Another in our Abuse Shakespeare string.

Twist of Lemming #64: Full Moon

Twist of Lemming #63: Obfuscation!

Happy Lent everyone! Hope no one has too much of a hang over from Mardi Gras last night.

Obscure fact of the....whatever:
Carnival comes from the period immediately preceding Lent in which you eat up and get rid of your meat supply in preperation for the great fasting season. Hence Carne (meat) + val (leave) = Carnival.

Twist of Lemming #62

Yes, the "To be or not to be joke has been done to death. But somehow we keep coming up with ways to abuse it.